the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all........... Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore

According to spokesperson for the Vatican,
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore, the second
coming of Jesus, the only son of the God,
may not happen now after all. Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore has officially
announced that this years 1,981st
anniversary is to be the Vatican's last in
regards to waiting for the Lord to return to
Earth. But he urged followers to still
continue with their faith, regardless of the news. Cardinal Salvadore
said, "We just feel Jesus
is not coming back by the looks of it. It's
been ages like. He's probably flat out doing
other really good things for people
somewhere else." In chapter John 14:1-3 of the Bible, Jesus
promised his disciples that he would come
again: "There are many homes up where
my Father lives, and I am going to prepare
them for your coming. When everything is
ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me
where I am. If
this weren't so, I would tell you plainly." Cardinal explained Jesus'
broken promise
saying that he was probably drinking wine
at the time when he made the comments.
"Having the ability to turn water into wine
had its ups and its downs. We all make
promises we can't keep when we're drunk. Jesus was no different," added Cardinal
Salvadore. The church said it will now focus attentions
on rebuilding its reputation around the
world, but will keep an optimistic mind for
the savior's second coming.

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